Confession of A Fat Girl

Happy was the time when swords were long and dull
When knights slept with their eyes open
Overworked
From dawn to dusk
Cutting logs

Happy was the time when girls were stupid and meek
They’d chase a bunny in the woods
In hope that a beast would seize them
And a prince would come to save their souls

I was then a girl in my mother’s gawn
But I wasn’t who I am
I always wanted to chase a bunny
Or a turkey
Or wolf
But I was fat
Running suffocates
So I just sat by the river
When my girlfriend ran about the trees
Into the woods
And never came back

So happy was the time when girls had nothing to do
When bunnies were free
And princes were lonely

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